I made a mystery purchase at a local record store to which i had a gift card. I mainly bought it for the album cover:
Sweet huh? Well it turns out that most of the people I know would probably look at this and be like, "Oh what, Nazareth, are you gay or something?" Because apparently their music is not nearly as fly as the album cover, it actually makes me want to put on a cowboy hat and dance. Apparently I am an idiot for not realizing that this is the cover to the album that contains the song "Love Hurts". Seriously? This is the cover art for "Love Hurts"? I guess I should have seen that one coming.
I kind of abandoned this post for today and returned to realize that the last thing I typed into my search bar was "cunnilini"